Loftus Gross Party Pooper Fake Poo Toy, Brown, 4"

We pranked our son with this and his wife and kids laughed so hard. We wet it and placed it on a piece of toilet paper. Our son grabbed the Lysol and everything. We all laughed till we cried. We didn’t put it on the toilet but on the floor. Even the dog went and smelled it. It doesn’t stink but it does look close to real. Highly recommend. The whole family wanted one so we just ordered 3 more.

my old man always complains about me using mum's bathroom (for any reason), so when he got home from work, I loudly announced to the whole family that I had to go poopy, put the fake turd on the seat, flushed and waited.about 30 minutes later, there was very loud shouting from mum's bathroom, he was ranting about how I needed to clean up my mess, so i walked past him, and just grabbed a fistful of plastic poopy. OHHH the look on his face....!!!! mum and I laughed for 5 minutes straight (and I was so thoroughly amused, I sounded like some olde timey cartoon witch cackling)he was not amused in the least.. but I MOST DEFINITELY WAS!cute/color: eh.... it looks like a realistic poop...so cuteness is not exactly a word I would attribute to this product. but it looks exactly as described in the listing so 10/10!smell: I mean... if you're gonna SNIFF IT, it smells faintly of plastic (kind of like when you first take a pool toy out of the packaging) 10/10!value for money: HELL... YES.... 🤣100/10!size: 🤣 a good solid log of poop! 10/10!gift value: this number differs based on if the recipient has a good sense of humor or not 😅 as a gift for my mum? 10/10! but as a gift for my old man? -100/10!

It is hard rubber but it does look real at a glance. I’ve loved messing with people with it

My family couldn't believe I bought fake poo on Amazon. It has been fun to find places to set this down. It looks pretty real at the right distance. My one complaint is that the poo is curved like a hotdog, so it is hard to keep it facing up. The bottom is indented with "made in china" so it only looks real from the top. If it laid flat on the ground it would be a lot easier to make this thing look more real. Otherwise it is fun to have. Since I don't want to return a $5 fake poop I will just keep it, but if I could go back in time I would probably get the "Premium Dog Poop" Amazon suggested to me based on my recent purchase and viewing history.WARNING: If you share an Amazon account with someone like a husband or wife be prepared for your Amazon account to suggest many types of fake poop and prank devices available. Its nothing bad, but it is just makes people think you are very strange when they see you have been looking at fake poop online. hahaha my wife was so confused when she saw this on our computer.

Exactly as described! It was a fun prank.

I feel the manufacturers of this fake poop did not put as much effort into the technology available to them as they should have. The poop is an excellent size and color, and exhibits fantastic workmanship as far as texture and authenticy. However, the bottom is curved a bit, as if the poop was exposed to heat after its fabrication. Or perhaps after coming out of the fake poop mold, it was simply popped out and left to dry on its side, instead of its bottom. Whatever the case, the bend causes the poop to sit curved upon whatever surface it is laid upon, which interferes with the look of genuine poopness the experienced prankster is going for.If you are going to do something, do it right. This applies to the fabrication of fake poop.That being said, you will not have many unsuspecting prankees nitpicking the appearance of a big, brown turd laid upon a toilet seat. The poop is effective and, in a word, awesome. For extra effect, leave some TP in the bowl and a few drops of yellow water on the rim of the seat. Be sure to have relieved yourself prior--otherwise, the reactions will leave you in an embarrassing state of pant soilage.

Looks clearly like plastic, it's curved so it doesn't sit flush anywhere, and the bottom is concave and empty meaning it can only sit one way and look like a turd. Waste of money.

Looks like the real thing. Used it to get my wife. It was hilarious. Such a crappy thing to do to her!