Adult Gorilla Costume

Wore this to my school photoshoot, got incarcerated 🔥🔥Very reliable and made me look like a real gorilla

I wuz countin out tha dolla billz yo and realized dat I just dint have enuff dollas to buy a fancy dancy monkey suit. I thought when I saw dis one, dat it would suck, right? Itz only what.... like fiddy dollas? I dropped dat cash and got dem to express post dat shyt yo. Two dayz lata. TWO DAYZ LATA and dis guy shows up at my door. I thought it wuz da police. So I dint answer. Next day. He comes again! I put down da xbox controlla and peek out da window and I see dis guy lookin all legit n shyt. He's got da box.I start gettin real excited because ya know, shyt just got real son.I sign for da box, and don't wait one second longer and i'm tearin into that shit yo. Like a crazed lion in for da kill!Bust that box open and I see dis big, hairy monkey suit. Yeah, das right. You got your scaryazz monkey face. You got yo hairyazz monkey feet. Oh, and you got yo big knuckeled monkey hands. Im freakin out yo. All I want to do iz throw that shyt on and see what I look like.So I strip down and step inside. Yah, itz true. This shit shedz like a mofooker! They be serious here on dis amazon right? Strait tellin me what to expect yo!So I get dis monkey suit all on me, wit da feet, da hands and da funnyazz monkey face. Put dat shyt on and checked myself out in da mirror yo. I'm lookin TIGHT! Den it hitz me. All of a sudden I start smellin bananaz. I'm like what da hell iz dis. Den, I start to get itchy. Like all over. Like up in my groin n shit n under my pitz. So I start scratchin. But diz shyt iz so damn scratchy dat it starts hurtin yo. I start makin deez noizes like "Ooh Ooh Ahh Ahh" errtime I hit one o doz itchy spotz. Just jumpin around n shyt n tryin to get all the itchin gone. "Oooh Ohh Ahh AHhhh!" My cat - hiz namez Nine Mil - he getz all freaked out and hizzes at me like he don't know me. I didn't know what waz goin on.Anyway. I say any true G dat wantz to hit up da clubz on da Halloween night best be gettin himself some fineazz monkey suit like dis. Dis shyt iz da monkey bomb!

Did you know that most public agencies do not have any rules against conducting routine govt business in a chartreuse gorilla suit? Do you find being all hot and itchy a small price to pay for the satisfaction of startling people in settings not traditionally associated with neon green gorillas? Looks best paired with solid-color athletic shorts.

When to a "Men's retreat" campout. The theme was Gilligan's Isle, dressed up as gorilla in the gorilla episode and around dusk went from campsite to campsite scaring the cr@p out of everyone. Ordered plastic bananas to hand out too.

it’s pretty hard to breathe in the mask and the body gets hot if you plan to wear it for a couple hours. im 5’5 and it fits pretty big but it fit my 6 foot manager pretty good. the fur gets everywhere when you open the box. having to blow dry the mask is pretty annoying and i hate the feeling of it touching my face

Came up with a genius idea one night after drinking of starting a new business in the Cincinnati area and needed to hire a guy to promote my company and get the word out to attract clients. My first guy wore this outfit and quit the first day after he was chased by several police officers and off duty zookeepers as the costume was so realistic. So I got back on Craigslist and hired a college student to promote my business. Poor kid ended up taking so many shots at a party he had to move on to a better place. Getting frustrated, I put on the outfit and headed to the local playground to talk to parents about my new venture. As I was walking under a slide on the playground, I saw a little boy leaning too close to the edge while his ignorant mother was too busy snapchatting her fellow whale-sized friends. The boy started to fall off the side of the playground and before I even realized what I was doing I caught the boy in mid-air and set him down on the ground safely. He looked up at me and smiled, eyes full of thankfulness. Before I could bask in my moment of good samarantism, I felt something hit my chest and I went down hard.I woke up in the hospital 3 weeks later with my chest bandaged up and my gorilla costume in shreds. My drinking buddy was at my bedside and gasped in surprise when I stirred. I whispered to him, "Dude...what happened?" He shifted uncomfortably and said I had gotten shot. I croaked out, "But...How's my business doing?" My friend sighed and said, "Bro...I hate to break it to you but I don't think the world is ready for Harambe's Childcare Center."

Very frustrating still waiting for our refund . It’s been 1 month . Contacted Amazon customer service they said they would issue us our refund still haven’t received it .

It's a cheap gorilla suit. What more do you want?