Blue Parrot Water Based Lubricant - Size 473ml (Pack of 2)

Different lubes work for different people. That said, there is a reason this one is on the list of lubes recommended by physical therapists who treat pelvic floor dysfunction. This is glycerin-free. Glycerin is known to cause irritation and even yeast infections. (Men can get yeast infections, and partners of all genders can pass them back and forth without knowing.) Unfortunately, glycerin is a very common lube ingredient. Most of the water based lube brands that grocery stores and big box pharmacies carry include glycerin. This doesn't. Clean-up is fast. Add a little bit of water and it will reactivate whatever is left on your hands. Use more water and it comes off no problem. (It's best to avoid using soap to remove it from hands. Use soap after.) The marketing on the bottle is true. It doesn't stain. It doesn't have a fragrance. Most important to me: it isn't sticky. It's not sticky when using it. It doesn't dry sticky. It isn't sticky on the body. It isn't sticky on toys. When it dries, it's like it never existed. That's one reason I love this lube. Since it isn't sticky, it is smooth and stays smooth for as long as it's active. It's water based and needs to be reapplied intermittently. However, totally worth it in my opinion. I typically use enough lube, but I'm not especially generous with it because I know clean-up will be even more annoying. With this stuff, I don't care. "Too much" isn't a concern. Buy it and see if you like it. No single lube will work for every person, but this one seems to work for more bodies overall.

I have had a lot of experience with a lot of lubes. I didn't really feel I needed a new one; I have perhaps a dozen types, but generally between ID Glide and silicones, it was all covered. But an article about the health aspects of lubes caught my eye, with stress about "osmality" (lube drawing out water from delicate vaginal or anal tissues and dehydrating the tissues), and this lube had the lowest osmality....so I tried it. I am kind of amazed at it. First, know that it is thick...it is a gel. And it can even be a little "stringy", so getting it from container to destination can end up messier than you might expect...you'll figure it out! But once you get it where you want it, it quickly flows as it warms, and it is just wonderful lube. Very slippery (correctly named) and stays there and lasts a reasonable time. It does get a little sticky when it dries, but def better than, for example, ID Glide. The pump is definitely better than the tube...in fact, I would say the tube is terrible and should not even be sold!!!! I definitely recommend it and the pricing here seems very good.

UPDATE: changed from two (2) stars to five (5) stars. The pumps needed to be primed. Turn bottle upside down and pump a bit. No problems at all. Original issue was operator error. TL;DR for below: this gel lube is good stuff. I ordered this two pack of slippery stuff gel lube w/ pump and they arrived on time. When I went to use it I discovered one of the pumps was broken. So i figured I would just use the other bottle and then switch the pumps when that one was empty. Then when I went to execute my plan, I found that the other pump had the same problem. I've purchased this lube before and liked it, which is why I came back to it. But the pumps on both of the bottles are broken and do not pump out of the end of the nozzle, they pump lube straight out of the top of the bottle.

This stuff is great. I love the viscosity of it, it's easy to dispense, it lasts a while, and it's relatively cheap, especially compared to adult brick and mortar places that sell personal lubricants for a fortune.

We use this pretty much every day. Good for PIV. Good for jacking. Ok for butt stuff. Not great in the taste department. Fair warning, if you get the big bottle with the pumper. Keep the bottle upright so you can get the most out of the bottle. This stuff is thicker than catchup so shaking and tapping the bottle wont make the lube come out.