Giant Jawbreaker Candy | Mega Bruiser | 3 3/8" By Sconza

I bought a giant jawbreaker thinking it would be a fun little nostalgic treat. What I actually purchased was a part-time job. This thing is roughly the size of a bowling ball and apparently designed by dentists looking for revenge. The flavor journey was impressive though. First it tasted like cherry, then watermelon, then regret. By hour three I had emotionally bonded with the candy and started referring to it as “The Orb.” I made the mistake of leaving it on the kitchen counter and now guests think I’m displaying some rare museum artifact. One friend asked if it was a decorative planet. Another asked if it was dangerous. Eating it requires commitment, upper body strength, and a retirement plan. Somewhere around layer 47 I started reflecting on my life choices and wondering if the jawbreaker would outlive me. Honestly, there’s a good chance it will. On the positive side: Incredible value for the money Can double as home security Perfect for cardio if you accidentally drop it One candy can feed a family of four for several generations Overall: 5 stars. I haven’t finished it yet, but I’m pretty sure my grandchildren will.

It's exactly what my son was asking for. This thing lasts forever. Been storing it in a ziplock when not being "worked on". It's big and colorful. My son really enjoys it

It is the classic candy from when I was a kid good memories and taste good

This is great value and great price! My son loves this! It taste great and it’s so big it lasts forever

Flavor OK. Have to smash it with a hammer to get it small enough to eat. Pretty expensive for what it is, but they do take a long time to make.