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D**N
Good
Good
@**0
Battle of the bulge
The opening shot is of a fallus shaped spacecraft complete with balls and aerials for pubic hair - class. So you know what you're in for in the first few seconds. I'm sure there are many out there who will claim they didn't realise this was Hentai, and I'd laugh at such naivity if it weren't for the fact that I did just that. This is the edited version with the censors chopping out significant sections - so those those looking to get their rocks off may be disappointed, and those wanting something more substantial will find it lacking.One thing it doesn't lack is nude girls, and those who aren't nude are dressed revealingly. The artwork here isn't poor but it has dated and is fairly basic with numerous repeated segments of animation, it looks more like a made-for-tv episode of a kids TV series (with added boobs and cock shaped aliens) than a short film. There was potential there for this to have a decent sci-fi thriller running underneath the surface, an alien invasion which involves the violation of women across the world in order to propagate an alien offspring could have been interesting. However, the film doesn't really develop the plot - one thing it does offer though is humour, though I'm not sure it's intentional or not, some of the lines and some of the sex scenes are laughably bad and provide the odd giggle.The DVD is presented in 4:3 aspect ratio which is presumably how this was devised anyway, the digital transfer doesn't have any major issues but it does look a bit washed out colour-wise and I suspect it wasn't taken from a master but an video tape of the film. There are no extras.In a nutshell: 2 stars from me, but only just - and one of those is because it made me laugh. If you think of this as a work of comedy then it's still not great but at least it succeeds in raising a smile and an eyebrow, though nothing else.
B**1
Complete rubbish!
I was horrified with this DVD; it appears to be a thinly-disguised hentai movie with all the graphic bits edited out! So what you are left with is lots of insinuation, a rubbish story line (if you can call it that) involving an alien species impregnating human women, lots of pheromones, and some group sex scenes without any close-ups. It fails on so many levels, I don't know where to start! This is one to avoid! I would give it minus 5 stars if I could!
B**Y
Turn on tv
If like me you want to know what's a s good as idol of darkness this sis again another part of the Darkness trilogy. If yo have idol and though it was good get this one if you though Idol of darkness sucked buy this if want to see an Alien making love buy this one and if you like it keep it.
V**A
Five Stars
good watch
Z**N
Mission of Censorship
As somebody who has the original uncut version, this release is horrid!The movie is about two alien beings landing on earth, one is a crazed monster, the other, is a very attractive woman. The monster has come to Earth to implant its eggs into as many females as possible, though hot on its heals, is the female, who happens to be an intergalactic cop and has followed it to Earth in order to capture it and return in to outer-space. Unfortunately, she has used all her energy in the trip and has to replenish it in order to fulfil her mission and she does this, by having as much sex as possible... pity the fools who take her up on her offer :DAs countless bodies of women are found in the alleys of the city and the becuase of work done by a lead scientist, the threat of the crazed alien drives the millitary to hatch a cunning plan to subdue the alien, but are they up to it... well, the soldiers are certainly up anyway :D :DWho will win? The Army, the crazed alien, or the sexy intergalactic cop? It all gets... very emotional :D :D :DThe movie is gross in some parts, especially the scenes involving the alien creature, but in others, very very funny indeed, though much of the best bits were cut out by the evil censors... damn the OPA and VRA!!!!If you can find the original in its original form, this is a rather good hentai short, though if you can't, I recommend that you get this one, until you can find the uncut version.
I**I
funny
this has to be da funniest anime i have ever saw in my life buy now at all costs great fun for all
J**N
accept this mission
this is basically a soft core hentai movie, involving aliens impregnating human women, bizarre use of pheromones, and some hilarious group sex scenes. I loved the scene where scientists calculate how much sperm the alien creature must ejaculate before it explodes. Just get the drinks in, invite the lads round and laugh (a lot).
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