How exactly are you supposed to pour this stuff down there by yourself? I mean there has to be an easier way of cleaning that thing on out. Right?

I suggest a funnel orTurkey baster. There are in fact easier ways however less effective.

How hot is it compared to something like tabasco?

As compared to ORIGINAL Tabasco, I would say maybe 10% hotter, but the flavor profile is very different so the relative "hotness" is hard to compare. Bottom line; if you like the burn you get from Tabasco then this will be in your wheelhouse.

How many Scoville Units is this sauce?

It is about 85,000 Scovilles. It utilizes the scotch bonnet pepper, and it is a Caribbean mustard sauce with the recipe having been imported from Barbados. Very good on pork, ham, fish, shrimp, chicken, etc.

I love this stuff but I don't see a "best by" date. What is the shelf life?

Best buy dates are just a way to get sellers of products to rotate stock and buy more. This will last a couple of years after opening if refrigerated. If we were to send it to Amazon for shipment we would give it a June 2019 expiration date.

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Sauce Crafters Colon Cleaner Hot 5.7oz

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Details

Allergen information
Mustard
Brand
Sauce Crafters
Flavour
Spicy
Item weight
15 Ounces
Package information
Bottle

🧴Compact 5.7oz flask bottle

🌶️Medium heat with smooth finish

🇺🇸Proudly made in the USA

Description

🔥 Spice up your life with a Caribbean twist! 🌴

COLLECTORS MUST HAVE - A conversation starter and table centerpiece that adds personality and laughs to your dining experience.
SMALL BOTTLE BIG FLAVOR - The 5.7oz flask is designed for convenience and freshness, making it easy to carry your favorite heat wherever you go.
PERFECTLY BALANCED SCORCH - Experience a surface-level heat that teases your palate without overwhelming, ideal for spice lovers and novices alike.
VEGAN VEGETARIAN FRIENDLY - Crafted with plant-based ingredients, this sauce fits seamlessly into mindful, modern diets.
ISLAND HEAT MEETS EVERYDAY MUSTARD - Elevate your meals with a unique Caribbean mustard hot sauce that replaces your usual condiments with a flavorful kick.

Professor Phardtpounders Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce is a 5.7oz Caribbean mustard hot sauce made in the USA, delivering a medium, surface-level heat with a sweet and tangy flavor profile. Vegan-friendly and perfect for everyday use, it’s a flavorful upgrade to your condiment collection that’s earned a 4.6-star rating from over 2,000 spice enthusiasts.

Specifications

ASIN	B003S2SVAI
ASIN	B003S2SVAI
Age Range Description	18+
Allergen Information	Mustard
Best Sellers Rank	#87,996 in Grocery ( See Top 100 in Grocery ) #603 in Hot Sauces
Brand Name	Sauce Crafters
Container Type	Bottle
Customer Reviews	4.6 4.6 out of 5 stars (2,165)
Customer reviews	4.6 4.6 out of 5 stars (2,165)
Diet Type	Vegan
Flavor	Spicy
Is Discontinued By Manufacturer	No
Item Package Weight	0.5 Kilograms
Item Weight	15 Ounces
Item model number	9973705
Model Number	9973705
Number of Items	1
Number of Pieces	1
Package Size Name	5.7 Flask Bottle
Part Number	9973705
Product Dimensions	8.13 x 3.05 x 15.75 cm; 425.24 g
Size	170 ml (Pack of 1)
Specialty	Vegetarian
UPC	766789973705 749746725012
Unit Count	5.7 Fluid Ounces

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