Sterling SafeCan Heinz Tomato Soup

excellent little cans. Just the job.

It's fabulous..you would never know it wasn't a tin of spaghetti.

Quite good. You can tell its not the real thing but in the cupboard you would never know so its well worth the money.

This is a brilliant diversion tool, exactly the same as the Safe Can Heinz Beanz replica, but with a Cream of Tomato Soup label on it instead. You could open a regular can of soup, beans, peas etc on the underside with a can-opener, but this product comes with a screw-on lid underneath, making it a bit more secure than an open-bottomed can with only other cans on top to weigh it down. Pop your money, backup keys and other valuables inside and place it at the back of the cupboard, still with a full can (s) on top to add weight. Then place other canned stuff in front and around it. Leave £18.13 in a visible place with a note saying, "Milkman," on it, as a decoy for the opportunist smack-head and you should theoretically save yourself more money on clearing up the mess usually left behind by low-life failed abortions that violated your space. They may be after food if they're genuinely in need, so leave an out-of-date sandwich on the work-surface for them to get food poisoning from. Opportunist failed suicides that can't find a cliff to jump off, usually want in and out of your property within about 2 minutes, between the hours of 11:30PM and 03:30AM. If this Soup Can idea doesn't make you feel easy. It's probably more to do with the fact that, "You know." Therefore, the answer is simple. Keep quiet about it and don't leave a note in the kitchen saying, "Money for Cocaine is in the soupn can at the back of the cupboard, second shelf up." If you don't want to put large sums of money in it and think that you might accidentally tell all your drinking partners where your secret stash is. Place your £1,000.00 contingency fund in a plastic bag, secure it to the inside of some s***ty pissy skid-marked Y-fronts / fishy knickers and place in the bottom of your washing basket with your other stinky cloths. Then let it mature. Poohy £20.00 notes if not sealed properly in a plastic bag are still legal tender. Plus, washing baskets are usually located in the bathroom with a sink to wash your hands in. Alternatively, if you are daft enough to trust bankers and are so naive as to think that the UK interest rate at 0.05% and VAT on food at 20% will earn you loads of interest. Go right ahead and place your money in the bank where G.C.H.Q. and his dog can see what you're worth. Most of all, the key to this Safe, is,"Silence."

I bought this as a little joke present, for my son-in-law to take in the Camper van He was extremely happy to receive it and actually used it to keep his Watch in

Brilliant

Lil flimsy and the colour is off but fun none the less

it,s just like a standard can, very convincing

It is a great idea to have for hiding anything small of note. Sorry about the pun in the title but my Scottish heritage came out to play!!!!

Fait parfaitement illusion

Da el pego de ser una lata de conservas más pero en realidad es un escondite para ocultar pequeñas cosas. Ingenioso y curioso objeto.

Bottom dose not look like a real can I have one and the bottom is just like a can .This the one I thought I was getting

The bottom don't screw off. If u look at the bottom u can tell it's fake.