Adult Balloons 12" Latex 1 Dozen per Pack

Description

Balloons. What's the use? On the one hand they're synonymous with the good times - playfully batted around a dance floor, flanking a table of extravagant hors d'oeuvres or taped to the garden gate to symbolism there's a "party over here!" On the other they're a depressing reminder of your wretched old age, colorful orbs telling you that you should definitely be having more fun than you are; getting in your face as you try to clear up a pile of last night's alcohol-drenched debris. Unless you're a 3 year old (and even then), balloons do not make a party - they're the inflatable illusion of fun. So why not celebrate honesty and undermine the big occasion with these thoroughly Abusive Balloons. Product Features: Pack of 12 brutally honest balloons: 6 - 12" Happy Fu*king Birthday! 6 - 12" This Party Sucks! Printed on One side. Use them to put a downer on someone's (or even your own) big day. Can be filled with helium or your own minty/garlic fresh breath. Dimensions: Balloons inflate to approximately 12"