PUMAMen's Ess Tank Tank

I popped this vest on my bod and sucked my belly in,But I couldn't look down too far becoz of my double chin,So I strode over to the mirror to have a cheeky glance,Twirled around and flexed my guns, like some almighty Ponce.I saw a glimmer flash to my eyes, I looked around at once,But it was only the light bouncing of my balded bonce,Look at my new threads!! I cried to my neighbors cat,He turned round, took one look and called me a little prat,Take a look at this fine gear! I said to my dog downstairs,He said I looked better in 1970 when I was wearing flares..I wasn't even born then, so i knew he was on the gin,So I grabbed my protein shake and I headed to the gym.Quickly .. before I got bitten...🐺

Comfortable looks good