COGEEK Mini Universal Decorative Spoiler Wing for All Cars

アルミのような金属製とおもってました。　リアルなリアウイングだけど風でなくしそうです、なのでついている両面に、耐熱両面を貼り付けルーフトップにつけました洗車するとき気をつければなんとかなります、車検の時にどうかなー分かりませんが．．．．．?

When the Harry Potter movies came out and someone ruined the ending for me before I could see the movie, I knew I had to dedicate my life to finding the perfect spoiler, but never had the opportunity. Years went by and I got my hands on an 07 Infiniti G35x. Right after the warranty on the car expired, I was driving down the interstate when out of no where my car flipped upwards from the massive amounts of air flowing under it. Air is pretty powerful at 65MPH. I thought my cupholder fluid was getting low and topped it off after speaking to an expert at Padvanced Pauto Arts, but I was still having this inconvenient issue. Do you know how annoying it is when you're running a couple minutes late to work and your car flips over, spilling your coffee on the floor? I sure hope not. It's not fun. After months of extensive research, testing, and trial/errors, I was finally able to conclude that my car had way too much up-force and was the reason for the flip-overs. My heart screamed for joy when that meant I needed a spoiler, meaning I could finally come to terms with the ruined Harry Potter movies. When selecting the right spoiler, I was looking for weight, size, and appearance. This spoiler here had everything I was looking for at a darn good price. Using a candle stick, a bamboo plant, and an emptied Keurig k-cup, I was able to determine that I was getting about 1,023.43 pounds of down force @ 45MPH, more than enough to keep my car on the road. Ever since installing this spoiler, I have not once flipped over and life is a lot less stressful.

When the 2020 Toyota GR Supra came out and someone told me that it was actually a rebadged BMW, my bowels kept hitting the eject button on me for days on end. Once relieved of this unusual and yet quite painful sensation, I acquired the keys to the most powerful, most aerodynamic, most luxurious, somewhat used 2014 Toyota Corolla. Two weeks before the first time I filled the gas tank up, I felt as if this car would never be like the flying car in the Harry Potter movies. So I did some research and intensive math equations for my college math class and concluded that air isn’t very powerful at 25MPH in a school zone. What I needed to lift this corolla into the air was a lot of wings and some simple weight reduction. I thought to myself mankind’s most unanswered question, “How do I reduce weight?” I spoke to a aeronautical engineer down by the local starbucks, and I simply drilled 2.5 inch holes into the bottom of my engine block, gas tank, blinkers, and even the CVT transmission, to reduce the weight of all those useless fluids. And yet I still couldn’t get enough weight reduction for takeoff. Do you know how excruciatingly painful it is when you're running late to school and your car weighs more than 22 African Elephants, eating away at your precious MPG average? It is unacceptable. After a decade of pure determination, Call of Duty, and hundreds of White Monster energy drinks, I was finally able to conclude that my car had too much weight still and not enough up-force causing countless failed takeoffs. My hands literally went straight to deflating my tires, removing all the seats, selling every part I could on Craigslist and eBay in order to buy the plethora of wings needed to show that person that BMW’s need blinker fluid too. When searching for the perfect wing, I was looking for lightweight and whatever gives the most up-force. This right here was right up my alley. Using a rusty fire hydrant, a broken chromebook, and half bottle of Febreze, I was able to determine that my corolla was hypothetically lighter than me on the moon. Ever since installing this spoiler, my corolla has not once touched asphalt. Now I can check off the box for “going to the moon” on my bucket list.

I bought one of these to secretly place it on my friend's car a few months ago. It is still rock solid and shows no signs of weakening.On a side note, the car can now reach mach 12 in second gear, so non-pilots beware.

I can not believe the amount of performance enhancement this product provides. All jokes aside this spoiler is a great talking point and gets smiles out of people who park behind me all the time haha