✨ Unlock your personality with every key turn!
The Flying Spaghetti Monster Keychain features a durable metal design with a threaded closure, measuring 1.5 x 0.5 x 0.1 inches. This lightweight accessory is perfect for those who appreciate a blend of humor and style, making it an ideal gift for the modern millennial.
Item Dimensions LxWxH | 1.5 x 0.5 x 0.1 inches |
Number of Pieces | 1 |
Style | Modern |
Manufacturer | Ring of Fire Enterprises |
Item Weight | 1 ounces |
Product Dimensions | 1.5 x 0.5 x 0.1 inches |
Item model number | FSM-KEYCHAIN |
Manufacturer Part Number | 8290-KYS |
S**Y
Great way to show your faith!
The great Flying Spaghetti Monster does not wish us to raise monuments and idols to worship him, he is a humble god (who smells delicious!) Yet while we Pastafarians refrain from the temptations of idolatry, this humble keychain is an affordable yet stylish homage to our patron of pirate-y pizazz. The durable material can easily withstand the persistent thumbprints of your jealous friends, and countless hours of abuse residing in your pockets (Wear thick underwear or his metal noodly appendage may touch you inappropriately!) The clasp consists of a screw-on mechanism which keeps your holiest of mobile decorum safe from spontaneous detachment. The true Flying Spaghetti Monster may be invisible to the eye, but you're sure to turn a few heads with this lavishly simple yet sublimely marvelous keychain!
B**G
tiny and fragile
I bought this as a joke for a friend who appreciates the FSM web site. The keychain is very small and not particularly attractive. If it were about 50% larger, it might be more interesting.Update- after a few months, the FSM has broken off the keychain and disappeared :(. Not very durable at all.
C**I
Quality was good, but smaller than expected...
...that's what she said?All joking aside, this likeness of his noodliness is much smaller than I thought it would be. $15 for a keychain that is barely the size of a quarter?! At least the quality is good.
N**Y
Surprisingly High Quality
Very sturdy pewter, im used to getting semi cheap keychains that chip or fall apart in no time with basic abuse but between dropping them and hundreds of courses in and out of my crowded pockets there are still ridiculously few marks or dings in it.The connector is top notch as well.Use it to share the glory of the complex-carbohydrate creator, and may his noodly appendage touch you all.RAmen!Update: One of the noodles finally broke off, took what 5 years on a keychain? Not bad.
S**O
Pro science statement in a keyring.
Nice! The Flying Spaghetti Monster makes a statement in favor of scientific thought, skepticism and reasoning; and against creationism in classrooms.
J**R
great gift
Gave it to my daughter as a gift. She loves it
F**E
A little smaller than I expected
I don't know, but the picture gives the idea that is bigger than it actually is.The FSM logo, actually is smaller than a regular key.Anyway, it works to keep your keys together.
H**H
Touched by His Noodly Appendage...You Can Be Too!!
Nice item...but only for the true-believer! If you've received FSM in your heart, then perhaps you should receive one of these keychains. Help spread the word of his noodly appendage! Ramen.
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