



The Unselected Journals of Emma M. Lion: Vol. 1 [Brower, Beth] on desertcart.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. The Unselected Journals of Emma M. Lion: Vol. 1 Review: Best pre-war England book I've read in years - Short, witty, and descriptive... positively delightful! It is a fantastic description of life for a young adult woman in 1880s London. Definitely a romance series, but I just finished number 4 and so far it's not a huge part of the book. Unless you're the invested type who loves shipping characters with each other like me, and then it's all over the place. Her sense of humor is fantastic, and the characters are real and relatable. I literally cannot wait to finish the series! Review: Charming and winsome - I fell madly in love with The Q when it came out a few years ago. Now, Beth Brower is writing The Unselected Journals of Emma M. Lion—a series of novellas set in London in 1883. Each volume is an excerpt from the incorrigible Emma's journals, and the first two volumes are already available with the third on the way soon. I think they'd make rather perfect pandemic reading. Humorous and charming down to their bones, they're just what the doctor ordered to lift your spirits in this uncertain time that just proves to be too much some days. Miss Emma M. Lion has waited long enough. Come hell or high water (and really, given her track record, both are likely), she is going to take back possession of her rightful home from her odious Cousin Archibald. Which is how she finds herself setting foot off the train in London (at last) and making her way to the lovely (if rather unusual) neighborhood of St. Crispian's and her lovely (if rather unusual) home Lapis Lazuli House. In the wake of a number of personal tragedies, Emma has been mouldering in the countryside for years with her fatuous and extremely irksome Cousin Matilde, forced to cater to her every whim. Meanwhile, Cousin Archibald has been occupying the home her parents left her when they died and playing fast and loose with her inheritance. Emma is fast approaching her majority and bound and determined to take charge of her own life. But the tyrannical Archibald refuses to give up without a fight, locking up the library, and relegating Emma to the garret. To add insult to injury, it isn't even a whole garret but a portion of one, as Cousin Archibald walled off ten feet of the house, dubbed it Lapis Lazuli Minor, and rented it out to a Tenant in order to pay for his inexplicable morning robe habit. And so Emma is forced to roll up her sleeves and do battle for what should have been hers years ago. And in true Emma M. Lion fashion, she chronicles the ins and outs of her increasingly hilarious and frustrating life with both a critical eye and an abundance of wit. Emma is a singular personality and one that grows on you immediately upon acquaintance. Her unselected journals are positively Wilde-esque, as she employs a cutting, grandiose, yet always self-effacing approach to her treatment of daily life. Every denizen of St. Crispian's is a fully-fledged character in their own right and one that I would follow beyond Emma's eye were I given the chance. From the hapless Scottish maid/cook Agnes to the truly bewitching (though he would abhor the term) vicar Young Hawkes, who was rather abandoned at his post and who mixes poetry and Shakespeare into his "sermons," cheered on by his rowdy Eton and Oxford mates in the back pew. From the habit that objects in St. Crispian's have of regularly going missing and reappearing in other people's homes to the specter of a Roman centurion who haunts the neighbourhood. To say nothing of the forbidding Duke of Islington, who is the unwitting and unwilling author of Emma's greatest temptation and The Tenant himself, with his quicksilver eyes, who moves into the other portion of the garret across the wall from Emma and begins exchanging notes with her written on torn off scraps of paper and slid through a crack between the boards in the wall. I mean, honestly. The entire host of them are revoltingly charming and winsome and they basically each made me want to tear my hair out by the roots at some points and hug them ferociously hard at others. Well, with the exception of Young Hawkes. He never makes me want to tear my hair out, and I always want to hug him. Not that he'd allow it, of course. As it stands, a number of shenanigans are in the works, a number of games afoot, and I would truly love to chat about them with any and all of you. Until such time as you've had a chance to swallow Emma's tales whole, I'll leave you with possibly my favorite exchange (which is saying something) between Emma and The Tenant (taken from Volume 2). Emma initiates the exchange, and The Tenant's responses are in all caps: "Do you have an obscure fact regarding cartography that would catch the attention of a man whose only other interest is the sweet pea? I PRESUME THAT WAS A SERIOUS QUESTION? It was. THE HEREFORD MAPPA MUNDI IS ORIENTED TO THE EAST. PERHAPS A COMMENT ON THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THIS? IF HE IS AN ENTHUSIAST, ANY USE OF THE WORD MAPPA MUNDI SHOULD WORK IN YOUR FAVOUR. Then he sent another: FAR BE IT FROM ME TO PRY INTO YOUR PERSONAL BUSINESS, BUT ARE YOU CERTAIN THIS IS A MAN YOU WISH TO IMPRESS? I laughed. He is moneyed, with a good deal in the funds, three country estates, and would spend his life consumed by cartography and the sweet pea, thus proclaimed an eligible candidate. Alas, not for me, but my cousin, a reality I fully accept. USE THE WORD THEORY IF YOU CAN. MEN WHO THINK THEY KNOW A GREAT DEAL FIND SATISFACTION FROM THE WORD. THE VERY LITTLE I KNOW ABOUT YOUR LIFE EXHAUSTS ME." These journals are a joy, I tell you. I can scarcely wait for more.
| Best Sellers Rank | #469 in Books ( See Top 100 in Books ) #4 in Humorous Fiction #17 in Historical Fiction (Books) |
| Book 1 of 8 | The Unselected Journals of Emma M. Lion |
| Customer Reviews | 4.4 4.4 out of 5 stars (5,408) |
| Dimensions | 5.25 x 0.32 x 8 inches |
| ISBN-10 | 0998063614 |
| ISBN-13 | 978-0998063614 |
| Item Weight | 4.8 ounces |
| Language | English |
| Print length | 125 pages |
| Publication date | November 2, 2019 |
| Publisher | Rhysdon Press |
C**.
Best pre-war England book I've read in years
Short, witty, and descriptive... positively delightful! It is a fantastic description of life for a young adult woman in 1880s London. Definitely a romance series, but I just finished number 4 and so far it's not a huge part of the book. Unless you're the invested type who loves shipping characters with each other like me, and then it's all over the place. Her sense of humor is fantastic, and the characters are real and relatable. I literally cannot wait to finish the series!
A**L
Charming and winsome
I fell madly in love with The Q when it came out a few years ago. Now, Beth Brower is writing The Unselected Journals of Emma M. Lion—a series of novellas set in London in 1883. Each volume is an excerpt from the incorrigible Emma's journals, and the first two volumes are already available with the third on the way soon. I think they'd make rather perfect pandemic reading. Humorous and charming down to their bones, they're just what the doctor ordered to lift your spirits in this uncertain time that just proves to be too much some days. Miss Emma M. Lion has waited long enough. Come hell or high water (and really, given her track record, both are likely), she is going to take back possession of her rightful home from her odious Cousin Archibald. Which is how she finds herself setting foot off the train in London (at last) and making her way to the lovely (if rather unusual) neighborhood of St. Crispian's and her lovely (if rather unusual) home Lapis Lazuli House. In the wake of a number of personal tragedies, Emma has been mouldering in the countryside for years with her fatuous and extremely irksome Cousin Matilde, forced to cater to her every whim. Meanwhile, Cousin Archibald has been occupying the home her parents left her when they died and playing fast and loose with her inheritance. Emma is fast approaching her majority and bound and determined to take charge of her own life. But the tyrannical Archibald refuses to give up without a fight, locking up the library, and relegating Emma to the garret. To add insult to injury, it isn't even a whole garret but a portion of one, as Cousin Archibald walled off ten feet of the house, dubbed it Lapis Lazuli Minor, and rented it out to a Tenant in order to pay for his inexplicable morning robe habit. And so Emma is forced to roll up her sleeves and do battle for what should have been hers years ago. And in true Emma M. Lion fashion, she chronicles the ins and outs of her increasingly hilarious and frustrating life with both a critical eye and an abundance of wit. Emma is a singular personality and one that grows on you immediately upon acquaintance. Her unselected journals are positively Wilde-esque, as she employs a cutting, grandiose, yet always self-effacing approach to her treatment of daily life. Every denizen of St. Crispian's is a fully-fledged character in their own right and one that I would follow beyond Emma's eye were I given the chance. From the hapless Scottish maid/cook Agnes to the truly bewitching (though he would abhor the term) vicar Young Hawkes, who was rather abandoned at his post and who mixes poetry and Shakespeare into his "sermons," cheered on by his rowdy Eton and Oxford mates in the back pew. From the habit that objects in St. Crispian's have of regularly going missing and reappearing in other people's homes to the specter of a Roman centurion who haunts the neighbourhood. To say nothing of the forbidding Duke of Islington, who is the unwitting and unwilling author of Emma's greatest temptation and The Tenant himself, with his quicksilver eyes, who moves into the other portion of the garret across the wall from Emma and begins exchanging notes with her written on torn off scraps of paper and slid through a crack between the boards in the wall. I mean, honestly. The entire host of them are revoltingly charming and winsome and they basically each made me want to tear my hair out by the roots at some points and hug them ferociously hard at others. Well, with the exception of Young Hawkes. He never makes me want to tear my hair out, and I always want to hug him. Not that he'd allow it, of course. As it stands, a number of shenanigans are in the works, a number of games afoot, and I would truly love to chat about them with any and all of you. Until such time as you've had a chance to swallow Emma's tales whole, I'll leave you with possibly my favorite exchange (which is saying something) between Emma and The Tenant (taken from Volume 2). Emma initiates the exchange, and The Tenant's responses are in all caps: "Do you have an obscure fact regarding cartography that would catch the attention of a man whose only other interest is the sweet pea? I PRESUME THAT WAS A SERIOUS QUESTION? It was. THE HEREFORD MAPPA MUNDI IS ORIENTED TO THE EAST. PERHAPS A COMMENT ON THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THIS? IF HE IS AN ENTHUSIAST, ANY USE OF THE WORD MAPPA MUNDI SHOULD WORK IN YOUR FAVOUR. Then he sent another: FAR BE IT FROM ME TO PRY INTO YOUR PERSONAL BUSINESS, BUT ARE YOU CERTAIN THIS IS A MAN YOU WISH TO IMPRESS? I laughed. He is moneyed, with a good deal in the funds, three country estates, and would spend his life consumed by cartography and the sweet pea, thus proclaimed an eligible candidate. Alas, not for me, but my cousin, a reality I fully accept. USE THE WORD THEORY IF YOU CAN. MEN WHO THINK THEY KNOW A GREAT DEAL FIND SATISFACTION FROM THE WORD. THE VERY LITTLE I KNOW ABOUT YOUR LIFE EXHAUSTS ME." These journals are a joy, I tell you. I can scarcely wait for more.
C**R
Wonderful!
What a delightful series! This is perfect for a lighthearted, easy read. I love how she develops the characters and the humor is spot on. I’m now on book 5 and can’t wait to read the rest of them!
L**R
So-so
These are borderline interesting but veer towards frustrating; the writing is quirky but feels a bit “TRYING to be quirky,” forcing it. It also seems like the author intentionally keeps the reader in the dark to prolong the plot: the book is so short you’ve barely started the story when you get to the end. Feels like a ripoff just to get you to buy the next volume to know almost anything of what happens.
J**R
Slow start but a great book!
While this took a lot longer than it should have for the amount of pages, I am now officially curious for Emma M Lion's journals moving forward. This was good fun and mostly setting the scene and things up for the future journals. It started to get interesting around 60%. For a 125 page book, there are a lot of details, and I love it! I have recently gotten into the 1800s and you can thank Bridgerton and Downton Abby for that newfound love. I am excited to read more about Emma's life and see where it takes her.
A**Y
Delightful, fun read
Delightful, witty, heartwarming, my new favorite series!
K**S
Witty and wonderful! Emma is my new favorite heroine!
‘The Unselected Journals of Emma M. Lion Volume 1, 2 and 3’ by Beth Brower: These books are amazing! They have transported me to the Victorian Era and I have met the most delightful characters that I don’t want to stop reading about. If I were to describe these books in three words they would be brilliant, humorous, intriguing! These books follow wonderful Emma as you get to know her and her story through her very own journal entries. With each journal entry I came to love her more and more! She is witty, hilarious, intelligent, real, with a great sense of humor. I basically want to be her bff. I loved following Emma on her adventures, through her shenanigans and her ups and downs. She is such an endearing character. Her story has completely pulled me in and I can’t stop reading!!!! She lives in Lapis Lazuli house in St. Crispian’s; an area in London. This is such a wonderful, interesting setting that I really enjoyed. There is also a cast of the loveliest, quirkiest, most fun and intriguing characters. A few of my favorites are Agnes, Pierce, Islington, Arabella and Hawkes. The language of these books sounds old fashioned and very authentic to the time period. I had to look up some words and I was reading slowly at first but then the language transported me to the Victorian era and I didn’t want to leave. Emma takes you on a wild carriage ride of an adventure through her everyday life. These books had me intrigued, my heart ached at times with a few tears, it made me laugh my heart out so often, and these books just made me happy!!!! Memorable moments included the tenant, notes, morning robes, Jane Eyre, Shakespeare and so much more! Read these books for the characters, the charades, the adventure, the witty wonderfulness, the incredible writing, the hilarious moments, and the fun. I loved it all! *Content: death of parents and loved one in the past, grief, book 3 mentions war and some gruesome scenes, occasional use of the d word. *I read book 1, 2 and 3. Book 3 is not pictured. There are 6 books total as of right now.
F**S
Romantical-comical-tragical-historical-magical-whimsical. Emma M Lion is a very engaging heroine, whose adventures are definitely worth following. 8 volumes of journals issued so far (1883-1884). Ultimately Emma will record four full years and fill 25 volumes. So if you commit following Emma and her fellow denizens of St Crispians, Primrose Hill, London, you're in for the long haul. But it will be well worth it!
R**I
Well done. The story is intriguing. The form of a diary as a narrative is good. I want to read more.
G**B
I love this series! It is adorable and witty.
T**M
Excellent series! Highly recommend.
C**T
I really recommend these books. The story is beautiful and the use of the language is fenomenal. I have read the first 8 books of the series, can't wait for the next ones to come out
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