b.tan Pre-Shower Self Tanner Mousse | Ain't Nobody Got Time for That - Fast, 9 Minute Express Sunless Tanning Foam, No Fake Tan Smell, No Added Nasties, Vegan, Cruelty Free, 6.7 Fl Oz

This is so easy to use. Goes on smoothly and is not sticky. You can jump in the shower within 30 minutes or leave it on and go out. There is no smell. The color is very real and subtle.

To begin with, I am paper white. Some would say translucent. I get sunburnt in the shade. So now that I've set the scene, here is my experience and questionable methodology.I followed the directions on the bottle... mostly. I applied with a mit and waited just the 9 minutes in my nude glory holding a ridiculous position (my fellow top heavy ladies will know what I mean). And then rinsed off for probably two minutes. Even with over double the rinsing time, I had a nice light golden tan develop. For those of you who are reading through these reviews trying to determine if a 9 minute tan is even possible, let me tell you, it is.Here are some things to be aware of:If you are looking for a shocking difference after first application go with a product that has a longer sit/develop time.The shade of tan is incredibly natural. I mean not even a hint of cheeto dust orange.The guide colour is grey but it rinses right off.There is no staining.You will not smell like a bag of chips.

Love this self tanner, gives you a more olive tone “tan” and I feel like it’s easier to get an even tan. Also great that you rinse off and there’s no transfer onto clothes or sheets.

this product is okay. not streaky but the two pics. so the first picture is immediately after the first rinse. second picture is 24 hours later in the same lighting, the last few are 24 hours later under bright white light. it is a decent tan, but idk it looks orange to me. also, i left it on for an hour and did a pre rinse, not a full wash until after 8 hours so maybe it developed too long? but i use the b.tan tanned af the same way and it always looks great. also my wrist is pale to show yall the before/after tones

Easy to apply. I purchased the mitt, which was not expensive, and it helped apply the product evenly and well. Smell is not offensive. Great results. The longer you leave it on, the darker it is, and it lasted on me for three days, including daily showers.

A 9-minute tan is extremely appealing and almost sounds to good to be true, so of course, I had to try it. Ya'll...this is some major false advertising. I left the product on for 4 hours and there is barely any noticeable tan. I'd equate it to one day's application of Jergens Natural Glow (light color), which is a gradual tanning product, whereas this is supposed to give you at least something of a meaningful tan - or so I thought. If I only left this on for 9 minutes it would have done absolutely nothing.For all the time it takes to prep/refine a sunless tan, this product is not worth it at all. I typically use their Love at First Tan (violet undertones) product and it's fantastic. You do have to double layer to get a deep tan, but the color is super natural and blends really well. So don't sleep on b.tan. They have some good stuff. This product just isn't it.

This product is great! It was delivered overnight also. I put it on about 15 to 20 min before showering one day and my skin gradually tans darker over 2 or 3 days. It then starts to lighten, of course, if I don’t reapply sometime during that 2 or 3 days. The directions say to apply and wait at least 9 minutes before washing off, but you can leave on longer if you want a darker complexion.

Shade: Ain't Nobody Got Time...Me: 5'9, 200lb, 37yo white male with light eyes, very pale/red toned skin with thick coverage of blond hair preventing a tan.See the photos! I made sure the cool/warmness of the photos is accurate to what my eye sees. The two photos with only concrete behind are taken in direct afternoon sun. The 1 Pic with a fist and rugs is on a shaded porch.I was really scared that I'd look like I stayed in Mar-a-Lago too long. Not with this! Sure, the application could've been better, but for a first time I've learned where to apply more/less. I highly suggest buying the b.tan mitt.Pre-game: Shower with a plastic netted loufa, I wouldn't use body wash with lotions, you need to exfoliate and have nothing on your skin so your application isn't splotchy.Game Time:I chose legs only because they're easy Cheetos to cover if I fail.I used 1 pump of tanner at a time onto the center of a b.tan mitt, applying in circles to the calves and thighs while avoiding joints until the mitt was only moist and no longer wet. So, main parts of a single body part first, do the joints/feet/hands/face only after the mitt is getting dry. This makes sure you don't miss areas and my research says gives a more even tan on joints.Half-time: I applied at 3pm, avoided sweating for the afternoon, daringly slept in it overnight comfortably, showered off with soap normally at 11am next morning. Some product came off on my white towel, I was happy about it because I was able to rub and slightly blend some areas that had abrupt lines where the product wasn't applied as heavy.Post-game: I haven't tried washing the towel yet, and I'll work on tanner application next time. I made sure to go higher and higher on my thighs as the mitt dried more, so the tan faded more gradual, I used circular movements but still made sure the line stopped pretty evenly like I might've been wearing a shorter swimsuit. That technique worked well.Mitt: I had to buy a separate kit, none came with this shade, I got "Tan AF" in the kit and I'll try it another time. I did a test comparison on my arm and it's more ash toned than the golden sun kissed look, I like this "Aint Nobody Got Time..." shade better.