Bum Balm

Buckle up, ladies and gentlemen, because we're about to embark on a wild and zany journey into the world of Pure for Men Bum Balm! Get ready to dive into the depths of hilarity and hydration as we explore this all-purpose skin lotion that promises to keep your bum fresh and fabulous. Hold on tight, because this review is about to get bumpy! The Packaging: First things first, let's talk about the packaging. The folks at Pure for Men have certainly nailed it in the creativity department. Picture this: a sleek, compact 3.8 oz. container adorned with a label that screams, "Hey, I'm here to moisturize your bum and make you chuckle!" It's like they found the perfect balance between professionalism and playfulness. Kudos to the designers for making moisturizing your delicate areas such a whimsical experience! The Scent: Now, let's get down to the nitty-gritty (or should I say minty-gritty?) – the scent. The combination of mint and clove is an interesting choice, to say the least. It's like walking into a spa, only to realize that the spa has been taken over by mischievous elves who decided to spice things up a bit. The mint gives a refreshing kick, while the clove adds a hint of intrigue. If you've ever wondered what it would be like to have a minty-fresh bum, wonder no more – Pure for Men Bum Balm has got you covered! The Application: Applying this balm is akin to entering a secret society of butt pampering. The moment it touches your skin, you can feel the raw shea butter working its magic, hydrating your skin like it's been lost in the desert for weeks. The texture is smooth and luxurious, making you feel like royalty as you slather it on. But beware, folks: the tingling sensation from the mint might catch you off guard! It's like having a party on your posterior, and everyone's invited! The Deodorizing Power: Now, let's talk about the deodorizing aspect of this balm. Pure for Men claims to keep your bum smelling fresh and delightful, even after the most intense workouts. And boy, does it deliver! Whether you've just completed a marathon or spent an entire day sitting in a sauna, this balm will keep your backside smelling like a field of blooming flowers. It's like having a personal air freshener tucked away in your pants – you'll be wondering why you didn't try this sooner! Conclusion: In conclusion, Pure for Men Bum Balm is not just your ordinary lotion. It's a whimsical adventure, a party for your posterior, and a breath of fresh air for your derriere. With its minty-clove scent, luxurious texture, and deodorizing superpowers, this balm is a must-try for anyone in need of some serious bum pampering. So, go ahead, embrace the madness, and let Pure for Men take you on a wild ride you won't soon forget!

This product came up as a suggestion for me several times (no idea why) before I got curious. After reading all the reviews, I purchased it. Let me sing its praises. First: I use it as a body moisturizer particularly during the winter months when my skin is dry. It also makes my tattoos look really nice and fresh. Second: I have very long fine hair that tangles easily. One day when it was particularly snarled, I couldn't find my detangling brush and knew I was in for a painful experience in order to get my hair brushed smooth. On a whim, I rubbed some of this through my hair and was able to brush through it in five minutes. Now, did it make my hair a feel a little greasy? yes. but the pay off was worth it. Plus the smell is wonderful--not masculine or feminine-it smells like walking hand in hand through the forest with a fey lord. Third: a little goes a long way. You only need a little bit and it lasts forever. You need to rub it into your warm hands and the texture will easily melt. I'm not sure when I will ever need to replenish my supply but when the times comes, I definitely will. The holiday season is upon us. This is a great stocking stuffer for those who occasionally get their stocking stuffed. Do you have a partner who surprises you with a finger at your rear entrance? Do you get the tapping of an unexpected guest at your back door? Ladies, I'm looking at you. If you have a partner that needs a little guidance on lube and opening, try this. I have with good results and no irritation. I have also used it the day after to soothe tender areas. It's a little multipurpose gem.

This is the greatest self care item I have bought. I apply right out of the shower in the manly areas and somehow as if by magic there is no afternoon crotch funk. Just smells neutral. My first bottle had a great scent but was gritty but was fine with that since this is raw shea. Rubbing hands together until they mix in and gets oily is normal. I ordered a 2nd bottle and it arrived sealed but only 3/4 full and watery and barely had a smell. Returned for replacement and this bottle now is the best yet. Creamy texture, not gritty straight out of the bottle and prefect balance of scent! Little goes a long way. 4 stars only because of the lack of consistency in the quality of the product. If you're tinkering with the formula, STOP with what you just shipped out.

I love this stuff. Great smell and great moisturizer!! Totally eliminates unwanted bum BO all day long. I just hope that the company brings back the 1oz. version. It's an excellent size for traveling.

OK, let's cut the c**p and get to answering your questions. Yes, this product, along with the other PURE products, is perfectly safe for any region of your body. I have personally used some inside the boy hole with zero side effects. Please check the ingredients carefully if you or your partner are one of those people who are allergic to things. I highly doubt it will have anything that most people are allergic to (Not Medical Advice). The consistency is sort of like the hair pomade "Three Flowers" it's a bit thicker and can come with tiny beads that are just solidified coconut oil. It does not mean your product is or has gone bad. Follow the instructions, take a small dab, and rub it wherever you want until the little beads dissolve and your boy parts are nice and covered. This is not a substitute for a GOOD shower, so please make sure that you add this to your preparatory routine. You can use this lotion anywhere, including your hair, underarms, and anywhere else you can appreciate a moisturizing and pleasantly smelling effect. Sure, rub it on your balls, on the head, or pretty much anywhere. This is a great-smelling product; the prominent scent and flavor come from the clove spice. Not only does it contain antimicrobial properties, but it is also a strong deodorant, regardless of how other solid smells are. This will keep you fresh for a reasonable amount of time. However, it's best used before any intimate activities. This product is not intended as a lubricant. However, it has worked for me in the past for those unexpected moments. Don't substitute this for your high-quality silicone-based comfort lubricant; however, if it's on correctly, the oils it is made with will make for an accessible entrance and not a bad experience. This item is now part of my daily routine, and I purchase it about two times a year. It lasts a great deal of time if you use it correctly. I guarantee that once you try this and the PURE fiber pills, you will be set for a great time whenever you get the urge. Now have fun!

Lasts a long time and keeps you smelling great!

The scent and general product are great. I’m giving 3 stars due to the high amount of bead/sand granules that are mixed in. Once I worked in the butter I had to brush off all of the beads, which was messy and inconvenient. It would be so much better without them. Not sure I’ll buy another batch.

This balm has been a life saver for me between keeping fresh as well as keeping the back door soft. I frequently bottom for my wife and using this balm has been game changing for us.

Proprio non mi piace. L'odore mentolato sembra quelli dei medicinali. Il prezzo è assurdo visto che contiene solo un paio di oli comuni tra l'altro. Non ha nulla di speciale. La consistenza è insulsa. Sembra uno scrub ma per quale motivo?? La lista degli ingredienti e vaga. Indica solo gli oli di cui è composto ma gli altri ingredienti no. Magari uno è allergico a qualche ingrediente ma se non è presente la lista come si fa. E poi si sa che il barattolo è il peggior contenuto per qualsiasi prodotto. Scade prima, ed è poco igienico. Era così difficile da farla più morbida e da metterla in un tubo?

It works great

It makes me feel so comfortable and ready (wink, wink) for anything!

Me ha resuelto mi obsesión con oler Perfecto por todas partes, sin duda hasta que no conozca otro lo compraré para el resto de mi vida

Best in the market. You pay for quality!