Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Unlucky Dozen, For Those Who Have Been Finger'd By Fate! Written by Professional Comedy Writers (Box of 12 Individually Wrapped Green Fortune Cookies)

Name: Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Unlucky Dozen, For Those Who Have Been Finger'd By Fate! Written by Professional Comedy Writers (Box of 12
Brand: Miss Fortunes Better Luck Next Time
SKU: 410025375
Price: 39.49 EUR
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.125 (8 reviews)

Product ID: 410025375

Details

Brand
MISS FORTUNES
Flavor
Vanilla
Number of Items
12
Occasion
April Fool's
Unit Count
3.9 Ounce

🌱100% Vegan Ingredients

🤣Professionally Written Comedy Fortunes

🥠12 Individually Wrapped Cookies

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Description

🥠 Crack open your fate — if you dare! Laughs guaranteed or your bad luck back.

LOCALLY CRAFTED - Proudly made in Indianapolis, the fortune cookie capital, ensuring authentic quality.
PERFECTLY PACKAGED - Each cookie individually wrapped for freshness and hygienic sharing at any event.
UNLEASH THE LAUGHS - Outrageously funny fortunes crafted by pro comedy writers to spark unforgettable party moments.
VEGAN GUILT FREE - 100% plant-based cookies that satisfy your sweet tooth without compromise.
CONVERSATION STARTER - Racy, salty fortunes that break the ice and ignite lively, hilarious debates.

Miss Fortunes Funny Fortune Cookies deliver a dozen vegan, individually wrapped vanilla fortune cookies featuring irreverent, professionally written fortunes designed to entertain adults at parties and gatherings. Made in Indianapolis, these cookies combine classic Chinese cuisine with a modern twist of humor, perfect for anyone 18+ looking to add a bold, hilarious touch to celebrations.

Specifications

ASIN	B09SP8CZDB
Age Range Description	18+
Allergen Information	Wheat
Best Sellers Rank	#33,833 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ( See Top 100 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ) #9 in Fortune Cookies
Brand	MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
Brand Name	MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
Color	Unlucky Dozen
Cookie Type	Fortune Cookie
Country as Labeled	United States
Cuisine	Chinese cuisine
Customer Reviews	4.0 out of 5 stars 410 Reviews
Diet Type	Vegan
Flavor	Vanilla
Item Dimensions	4.25 x 2.5 x 9.75 inches
Item Firmness Description	Cookies, Individually_wrapped
Item Form	Cookie
Item Package Weight	5 Ounces
Item Weight	3.9 Ounces
Manufacturer	Miss Fortunes
Number of Items	12
Number of Pieces	12
Occasion	Birthday, Fathers Day, Graduation, Mothers Day, Party
Package Type Name	Carton
Product Benefits	Provides hilarious entertainment for gatherings
Set Name	1
Size	12 Count (Pack of 1)
Specialty	Vegan
UPC	658238851415
Unit Count	3.9 Ounce

Reviews

A**R

Perfect for a party

Bought for a party. These are hilarious! They taste good also!

20.02.2026

C**R

DONT BUY FROM AMAZON

100% great company, but do not buy these off Amazon! Buy from the website. Amazon is delivering items very poorly especially food items that cannot be returned. From Amazon it shipped in its original packaging, not even a padded bag. I contacted the company on fb through dm mostly to let them know that how Amazon is shipping their item and it was upsetting, and they sent me a free replacement! The cookies are good, taste exactly like they are supposed to and I loved the "missfortunes"

25.03.2026

L**Y

Funny-ish gag gift

Made cute stocking stuffers! Only some of the fortunes were funny.

9.03.2026

C**K

Funny Adult Party Favor (Not for the Easily Offended)

These were a fun and memorable giveaway for my horror bus tour, and most people got a big laugh out of them. The fortunes are definitely written for adults with a dark sense of humor, so these are not for anyone who is easily offended. In my first order, a couple of the fortunes were melted together and couldn’t be read, which is why I’m giving 4 stars. That said, the second order arrived in perfect condition with no issues. Great choice for adult parties, horror events, or anyone who enjoys edgy humor—just know your audience.

25.01.2026

G**R

miss fortune

just a fun item at the party.

8.01.2026

G**R

Plans on buying more soon!

Every time I buy these (I'm on my 4th bag) I'm never disappointed! I read the mis-fortunes on the air during my live streams and people get a crack out the. So far I've gotten the dirty, sassy, spooky and the lates Fortunes Against Humanity. The taste of the cookies is nice and light without being overpowering too. I plan on buy two different ones next month as well!

27.06.2025

M**N

Don't Waste Your $$

Do Not Waste Your Money Half stale. Not any sayings I ever heard from Trump. Several of the dozen broken. Repeat fortunes. Do not waste your money of these. They are pitiful. Loaded with food dye.

11.03.2026

U**T

Funny and fun to share.

These are hysterical. Not necessarily work safe fyi. But everyone I shared them with thought they were funny.

25.09.2025

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