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🩹 Bandage your wounds with a touch of Shakespearean flair!
The Accoutrements12389 Shakespearean Insult Bandages are a set of fifteen latex-free, sterile bandages made from cotton, measuring 3.5 x 2.5 inches. Perfect for those who want to add a humorous twist to their first aid kit, these novelty bandages are both functional and fun.
| ASIN | B00BPWU3SQ |
| Best Sellers Rank | #358,327 in Health & Household ( See Top 100 in Health & Household ) #2,586 in Adhesive Bandages |
| Brand Name | Accoutrements |
| Customer Reviews | 4.7 4.7 out of 5 stars (2,550) |
| Global Trade Identification Number | 00739048123890 |
| Included Components | 12389 |
| Item Dimensions | 3.5 x 2.5 x 1 inches |
| Item Form | Bandages |
| Item Nype Name | Kids' Toys |
| Item Weight | 13.61 g |
| Manufacturer | Flat River Group |
| Material Features | Latex Free |
| Material Type | Cotton |
| Product Style | Novelty |
| Sterile | Sterile |
| UPC | 729884918941 739048123890 433599316458 885500912707 885838753614 885547054989 885323666344 743138443041 772223976157 885346431196 885767624603 885977507154 885512808289 |
| Unit Count | 1 Count |
| Warranty Description | No Warranty |
R**D
These are hilarious!
The perfect gift for a friend who enjoys a Renfest with her British husband. It will make her smile. The product was great,exactly what I expected, and seemed to be of good quality. Nice item, works well as a bandage too. DETAILS Even though thou art a mangled folly-fallen ratsbane, thou shalt still treat thy wounds with our Shakespearean Insult Bandages! These plasters (British for bandages) will help heal your boo-boos and ouchies caused by rapiers both sword and wit. The healing power of William Shakespeare can now be with you! Includes hilarious, yet dramatic, insults like, Do thou amend my face, and I'll amend my life. You'll feel like you're sitting in the Globe Theater every time you fall down and scrape your knee! Best of all, a free prize comes in each tin! Bandages measure 3 inches long x 1 inch wide. Tin contains 15 latex-free bandages.
P**T
Bday gift. Lots of laughs
I purchased these, as a birthday gift to my sister in law, and she told me they are hilarious and she can't wait to use them. 🤣
P**S
Great Stocking Stuffer
A fun item for the Christmas stocking.
A**N
Had To Repurchase for My 4 & 3 Year Old
These are so fun! I have 4 children, and they love them! In fact, when we were running low, my 3 year old insisted I buy more. He & my 4 year old find the insults hilarious. My older children think they are cool and different. Also, these bandages stay on pretty well, including when they get wet. We will definitely be purchasing again!
K**N
Fun gift!
Fun gift for someone who plays a character who likes creative insults. I don't know how they function as bandages, but they look fine!
M**E
Gag gift
Me and my sister have a very unique relationship. I was browsing through Amazon and saw these and immediately put these in my cart for my sister. This sums up our relationship perfectly. If you look at these and a specific person comes to your mind, buy it and give it to them - even if there's no holiday or birthday. Seriously! Cannot recommend enough!!! Also, as a bonus, my sister said that the quality of the actual bandaid is really good
M**I
very funny
really good idea to give high school students who are reading shakespeare
S**Y
Hilarious
I got these for my daughter who is expecting her first baby. She loves to read and adores the classics, this is a perfect-funny gift
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