--- product_id: 67374227 title: "If You Can Read This You are Too Damn Close Funny Patch Embroidered Morale Applique Fastener Hook & Loop Emblem" brand: "embtao" price: "€ 12.99" currency: EUR in_stock: true reviews_count: 13 category: "Emb Tao" url: https://www.desertcart.gr/products/67374227-if-you-can-read-this-you-are-too-damn-close store_origin: GR region: Greece --- # 3.5 x 1.5 inches – perfect compact size Velcro hook & loop – instant attach & detach Cotton embroidered – premium durable fabric If You Can Read This You are Too Damn Close Funny Patch Embroidered Morale Applique Fastener Hook & Loop Emblem **Brand:** embtao **Price:** € 12.99 **Availability:** ✅ In Stock ## Summary > 🧢 Make your gear speak louder than words—because close talkers need a hint! ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** If You Can Read This You are Too Damn Close Funny Patch Embroidered Morale Applique Fastener Hook & Loop Emblem by embtao - **How much does it cost?** € 12.99 with free shipping - **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.gr](https://www.desertcart.gr/products/67374227-if-you-can-read-this-you-are-too-damn-close) ## Best For - embtao enthusiasts ## Why This Product - Trusted embtao brand quality - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Key Features - • **Versatile Vibes:** Fits perfectly on tactical hats, jackets, backpacks, jeans, and more—show off your edge everywhere. - • **Bonus Loop Tape Included:** Comes with matching loop tape for easy DIY customization on any garment or gear. - • **Safe & Stylish Statement:** Non-toxic materials mean you can wear your humor with confidence and comfort. - • **Snap-On Style, Zero Fuss:** Compatible velcro backing lets you switch patches in seconds—no sewing required! - • **Built to Last, Designed to Impress:** High-quality cotton embroidery ensures your patch stays vibrant and intact through washes. ## Overview This 3.5 x 1.5 inch embroidered patch from EmbTao features a durable cotton fabric with a velcro hook backing for quick attachment to tactical gear and apparel. It includes a free loop tape for versatile DIY use, is washable, non-toxic, and designed to add a bold, humorous statement to jackets, hats, backpacks, and more. ## Description EmbTao PatchEmbroidery is a kind of art. Tao is the art of balance between design, technology, quality and details. EmbTao is the top embroidered patch. EmbTao patch has the compatible-velcro hook backing. It is safe and non-toxic. Meanwhile, there is the same sized loop tape comes for free. You can add our compatible-velcro patch to your garments directly. You can also sew our loop tape to your garments firstly and then add our patch. With our compatible-velcro patch, you can have your special DIY grament in 1 second. Package: 1 pcs compatible-velcro patch and 1 same sized loop tape packed in moisture proof bag. Review: Perfect - Perfect size great quality will purchase again Review: Love this patch - I love this patch. It is bold and direct like me. I am very to the point about my service dog and people not touching him. This makes it clear before someone asks me. And if they walk up and read it and are still dumb enough to ask at least they know the response they are going to get from the patch. If an owner of bold enough to have that kind of patch then they are bold enough to let you know to back the H$&@ off. ## Features - Compatible-velcro hook backing for attachment to tactical hats and gear. The loop tape comes for free. - Patch measures 3.5 inches wide by 1.5 inches tall. - Safe & non-toxic. Washable and Durability. - Perfect for Jeans, Jackets, Vests, Hats, Backpacks and more! - Package: 1 pcs compatible-velcro patch and 1 same sized loop tape packed in moisture proof bag. ## Technical Specifications | Specification | Value | |---------------|-------| | ASIN | B07CMMBRXC | | Age Range Description | All Age Groups | | Best Sellers Rank | #214,474 in Arts, Crafts & Sewing ( See Top 100 in Arts, Crafts & Sewing ) #8,835 in Embroidered Appliqué Patches | | Brand | EmbTao | | Brand Name | EmbTao | | Color | Too Close | | Customer Reviews | 4.8 out of 5 stars 827 Reviews | | Item Weight | 8.53 g | | Manufacturer | EmbTao | | Manufacturer Part Number | P16-471-M | | Material | Cotton | | Material Type | Cotton | | Model Number | P16-471-M | | Mounting Type | Sewing | | Number of Pieces | 1 | | Product Style | Embroidered | | Shape | Rectangular | | Size | 3.5 inches wide by 1.5 inches tall | | Style | Embroidered | | Theme | Funny, Gear | | Unit Count | 1 Count | ## Product Details - **Brand:** EmbTao - **Color:** Too Close - **Material:** Cotton - **Mounting Type:** Sewing - **Number of Pieces:** 1 - **Shape:** Rectangular - **Size:** 3.5 inches wide by 1.5 inches tall - **Style:** Embroidered - **Theme:** Funny, Gear - **Unit Count:** 1.0 Count ## Images ![If You Can Read This You are Too Damn Close Funny Patch Embroidered Morale Applique Fastener Hook & Loop Emblem - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61GbGbnI95L.jpg) ## Customer Reviews ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Perfect *by R***Y on April 20, 2026* Perfect size great quality will purchase again ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Love this patch *by K***R on August 15, 2023* I love this patch. It is bold and direct like me. I am very to the point about my service dog and people not touching him. This makes it clear before someone asks me. And if they walk up and read it and are still dumb enough to ask at least they know the response they are going to get from the patch. If an owner of bold enough to have that kind of patch then they are bold enough to let you know to back the H$&@ off. ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Perfect for tactical pandemic baby carrier *by A***K on April 4, 2021* This patch was exactly what we needed/wanted for our tactical baby carrier. Velcro backing, and it seems sturdy. Great buy! ## Frequently Bought Together - If You Can Read This You are Too Dame Close Funny Patch Embroidered Morale Applique Fastener Hook & Loop Emblem - EmbTao But Did You Die Morale Tactical Patch Embroidered Applique Fastener Hook & Loop Emblem - EmbTao Bad Decisions Make Good Stories Tactical Patch Embroidered Morale Applique Fastener Hook & Loop Emblem --- ## Why Shop on Desertcart? - 🛒 **Trusted by 1.3+ Million Shoppers** — Serving international shoppers since 2016 - 🌍 **Shop Globally** — Access 737+ million products across 21 categories - 💰 **No Hidden Fees** — All customs, duties, and taxes included in the price - 🔄 **15-Day Free Returns** — Hassle-free returns (30 days for PRO members) - 🔒 **Secure Payments** — Trusted payment options with buyer protection - ⭐ **TrustPilot Rated 4.5/5** — Based on 8,000+ happy customer reviews **Shop now:** [https://www.desertcart.gr/products/67374227-if-you-can-read-this-you-are-too-damn-close](https://www.desertcart.gr/products/67374227-if-you-can-read-this-you-are-too-damn-close) --- *Product available on Desertcart Greece* *Store origin: GR* *Last updated: 2026-10-31*